Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

Hi guys. Remember me? I'm the JERK who uses ALL CAPS and makes fun of The Middle? I haven't made a post in many, many, many months. For that I apologize, that's just inexcusable.

Well, I've decided to end my little unannounced hiatus to come back from the dead and make fun of stuff again. Now, unfortunately, the economy has gotten to the point of suckage where I had to give up satellite and cable TV, meaning that, because it doesn't even air episodes on Hulu or ABC.com, there will be no more riffs of The Middle.

Yeah, that really sucks, in my opinion. I loved making fun of that awful show. I'm going to miss it.

As for why I was absent, well, I was kinda pursuing this girl I was interested in. Needless to say, it took place over the span of about five months, and, uh... well, it was actually three months. Let's just say it took a while to clean the pepper spray out of my eyes. It may have actually been a good thing I went on hiatus, because if I tried to blog while I had a coating of capsaicin over my eyes, I probably would have made the FireBlog look like Wiz Khalifa's Twitter feed.

What.

But now, I'm completely fine. And I made a new website, too. Since Facebook won't let me write Notes anymore, and ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com is for hipsters (translation: I forgot my password), I decided to finally go on blogger.com. Any episodes of The Middle I may riff on in the future would be Season One episodes, but don't hold your breath for that. Most of the stuff I'll be looking at won't be The Middle-related. I'm still trying to work on my riff of The Point!, so there's still that, at least. See you then.